Saw a bumper sticker today---
On a little Old ladies car--
Just because everyone has one-
doesn't mean you have to be one.
George
An Irish priest loved to fly fish
An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved
waders on and his favorite flies out of their box. Strangely though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the day he has to go
to work.
The weather forecast was good again for the coming Sunday so he called a fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice and be in bed with the flu. He asked him to take over his sermon. The fly fishing priest drove 50 miles to a river near the coast so that no one would recognize him. An angel up in Heaven was keeping watch and saw what the priest was doing. He told God who agreed that he would do something about it.
With the first cast of his line a huge fish gulped down the fly. For over an hour the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the massive fish. At the
end when he finally landed the monster fish it turned out to be a world record salmon.
Confused, the angel asked God, "Why did you let him catch that huge fish? I thought you were going to teach him a lesson."
To which God replied, "I did. Who do you think he's going to tell?"