Two Brooms (not ff) humour
Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:lol: :lol:
What did the Beaver say to the TREE??????
Nice "GNAWING YOU!" :D
Doug
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So you gentlemen have a lot of time on your hands?? :D
Mark
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Originally Posted by Marco
So you gentlemen have a lot of time on your hands?? :D
Mark
Mark,
I'm between girl friends! :(
Thanks,
Doug
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Doug, Doug, Doug!!
Think about what you just said! This is a family site after all!!
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Jack,
Thanks for pointing that OUT!!! :( Some days I don't do anything right!!!
Thanks,
Doug
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Are you looking for help starting a band? Some band aids?
Please Doug, don't make it so easy. It almost isn't fun. Almost...
;)
Ed