Christmas gift for the guy who has everything

Is this the ultimate Big Guy wader?

WADERS
Do you know someone that "has everything"? The brand NEW Simms G4 wader is a technological marvel. It has a full zipper down the front to make it easy to get in and out. How about the guy that is getting older and has a few extra inches around the middle? The G4 was designed for this guy. Not only can you slide them on and off easier but bending over to lace up your shoes while they are still unzipped is going to make your life much easier. This wader is loaded with features never before seen on a wader and is the most deluxe pair of waders ever made. If waders had a luxury category these would be the only ones in it. $699.95 Delivery time is estimated in February and March

I suppose this would have to be wrapped as a gift certificate. Info supplied by the Fly Fishers Place, Sisters, Oregon