Why Fly Fishing Is Better Than Sex
by, 12-08-2008 at 04:37 AM (19660 Views)
Found this on Internet and is close in thought to what I posted earlier about "Sexy" Fly Fishing -- hope you enjoy and nobody is offended (as I don't see anything improper with the content -- besides humour is always good)
Why Fly Fishing Is Better Than Sex:
18 - You don't have to hide your Fly Fishing magazines..
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fly Fish with you once in a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fly Fishing.
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fly Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
14 - Your Fly Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fly Fish with a total stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fly Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fly Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fly Fish by yourself.
9 - When dealing with a Fly Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fly Fishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fly Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 - If you want to watch Fly Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fly Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fly Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
And the number one reason why Fly Fishing is Better Than Sex...
1 - Your Fly Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
Or maybe this is a better way to look at this subject?!?!? This was also from the Internet:
Why Fly Fishing Is Better Than Making Love
1 Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
2 If you go fly fishing and you catch something, then that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
3 Fish don't compare you to other fishermen. And they don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
4 You can catch and release a fish. And you don't have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
5 In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In making love you lie about the one you caught.
6 You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.
7 You can catch a fish on a 65 cent fly. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.