The fraternity of fly fishers
And Flyanglers like you!
I see you're coming to Grayrock - you do realize that the following Sunday is the beginning of the Kathy Scott Furling Fan Club Meeting(also known as the Michigan Fish-In) which lasts for an entire week at Gates. The president of your fan club will be there as will many other undignitaries. They were wondering if you could deign to be present at some of their frivolit...festivities; they really would like to see if there really is a Kathy Scott or just some Betty Crockerlike made up personage. Looking forward to your response, I remain
yr obdnt servant,
P.S. Bring some of your DVDs; they're dying to know how you autograph them while they're spinning in the hard drive.